As Easy as A.B.C.

Looking for a way to lose weight and tone your body while having a great time?

Well, look no further! The answer is as easy as A.B.C.!

Armitage Bootcamp Cruise (A.B.C.)

For a limited time, Richard Armitage Enterprises is offering a one-week Bootcamp Cruise!

  • Enjoy a 24-hour buffet of zero-point foods, such as lettuce, chicken breast, and Greek yoghurt, while sipping on a lovely cool glass of water!
  • Swim in the infinity pool — but don’t forget… you won’t find Richard Armitage in the water!
  • Take part in a series of body-toning workshops lead by the Armitage himself! Choose from:

The Armitage Dance Workout:

Put on your dancing shoes and your cheesiest outfit and get your groove on!

Muscle-Building for Maximum Dwarf Effect:

A more intense workout, using heavy boots, weaponry, and medicine balls.

Body-Toning for Naked Confidence:

The Red Dragon Workout is for the more advanced learner and takes place in a dark hot-yoga studio.

Think this cruise is for you?

Then send your check or money order for the low, low price of $100,000 by April 1, 2018 to:

Richard Armitage Enterprises
c/o April Fools Day
New York, NY  10031

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